Well, hello there, young’uns. You wanna know if that fella’s thinkin’ ’bout ya, huh? Got yourself all twisted up in knots wonderin’ what’s goin’ on in his head. We gonna figure this out, don’t you worry none. We gonna use them fancy cards, the ones they call tarot. Don’t get all spooked now, it ain’t nothin’ but pictures, but them pictures, they can tell a story, see?
First off, you gotta get yourself a deck of them tarot cards. Now, don’t go spendin’ a fortune on some fancy-schmancy deck. Any deck’ll do, long as it’s got all the pictures. You can find ‘em online or at them new-agey stores, the ones with the smellin’ candles and rocks. Just get yourself a deck, that’s the first thing. </strong>
Alright, now you got your cards. Shuffle ‘em up good. Mix ‘em all around like you’re makin’ biscuits. Really get them cards mixed up, gotta make sure they ain’t stickin’ together, you know? Think about that fella while you’re shufflin’. Picture his face, his smile, the way he talks. Get him good and clear in your mind.
Next, you gotta ask your question. Now, you already know what you wanna know, but you gotta say it out loud. Say it clear, say it strong. Somethin’ like, “Does he think about me? What’s he feelin’?” That’s it. Simple as pie.
- Now, the spread. That’s just how you lay out the cards. For this, we gonna keep it simple. We ain’t doin’ no fancy stuff. Just pull three cards.
- Put the first one down in front of ya. That’s the past, what’s already happened between you two.
- The second one, put it next to the first. That’s the present, what he’s thinkin’ and feelin’ right now.
- And the last one, put it next to the second. That’s the future, what might happen between you two.
Okay, now comes the tricky part, the readin’ of them cards. Each card has a meanin’, see? But don’t get all bogged down in the details. We ain’t tryin’ to be no fortune tellers here, just tryin’ to get a feelin’. Look at the pictures, what do you see? What do you feel? That’s the important part, what your gut tells you. You see happy people? That’s good. You see swords and such? Maybe not so good.
Let’s say you pull a card with a bunch of cups on it. Cups usually mean feelin’s, lovey-dovey stuff. That’s a good sign, means he’s probably got some warm feelin’s for ya. But if you pull a card with a bunch of swords, well, that might mean there’s some trouble, some arguments, some misunderstandin’s. And then there’s them pentacles, the coins. Them usually mean money or work, so maybe he’s just busy with his job, ain’t nothin’ to do with you personally.
Remember, this ain’t an exact science. It’s more like… like readin’ the weather. You can get a pretty good idea of what’s comin’, but things can always change. Don’t take it all too serious. And most importantly, don’t let them cards run your life. If you wanna know what he’s thinkin’, the best thing to do is just ask him straight out. Yeah, I know it’s scary, but it’s the only way to know for sure. But if you just want a little peek, a little somethin’ to ease your mind, well, these cards can help with that.
Now, let’s talk about them cards a bit more. If you get the “Lovers” card, well that’s pretty clear, ain’t it? Means there’s some strong feelings there. But if you get somethin’ like the “Tower,” that might mean there’s some big changes comin’, maybe even some kinda upset. Don’t panic now, changes ain’t always bad, sometimes they gotta happen for things to get better.
And listen here, if you don’t like the cards you pulled, shuffle ‘em up and try again. It’s your readin’, you can do what you want. Ain’t nobody lookin’ over your shoulder, you ain’t gotta impress nobody. Just do what feels right to you. And if you’re still confused, maybe go find yourself one of them card readers, the ones that do it for a livin’. They might be able to shed some more light on things.
But at the end of the day, remember this: you are strong, you are smart, and you are worthy of love. Don’t let no fella, or no deck of cards, tell you otherwise. You hear me?
Now, go on and try it for yourself. And remember what I told ya. Shuffle good, ask your question clear, and trust your gut. You got this.
Tags: [Tarot Reading, Love Tarot, Relationships, Feelings, Card Meanings, Divination, Future, Present, Past, Intuition]
