Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Dream Angel Mag thing. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I know what I like, ya know? This magazine, from what I hear, it’s got all sorts of purdy pictures of gals. They call ’em “models” I think. All dolled up and lookin’ their best, bless their hearts.
They say it’s for “modern men”. Now, I ain’t sure what that means exactly, but I reckon it means fellas who like lookin’ at purdy gals. And who don’t, right? It’s human nature, like lookin’ at a nice sunset or a big ol’ watermelon. It’s natural I tell ya, it’s natural.
This magazine, it ain’t just any ol’ thing, mind you. They say it’s got “Full-Color pages.” Well, I should hope so! Nobody wants to look at no black and white pictures these days. We got color TV now, ain’t we? We even got them fancy phones that show color pictures, so magazines better have it too.
And they got “Hot Girls.” Well, that’s what they say, anyways. I reckon that means they’re pretty, you know, like those movie stars. And “Pictorials.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? I guess that just means more pictures, showin’ off them gals in different ways. Like in different clothes, maybe? Or maybe doin’ different things. I don’t know, I ain’t seen it myself, I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard.
They also got “Interviews.” Now that’s somethin’ I like. It’s nice to hear what them gals have to say, not just look at ’em. Maybe they talk about their lives, or what they like to eat. Or maybe they talk about how they got to be so purdy. Who knows? It’s always good to hear what people gotta say, even if they are just purdy faces.
And “Cosplay”? What in the tarnation is that? Sounds like somethin’ from outer space. Maybe it’s dressin’ up like them superhero fellas my grandson likes? I tell ya, kids these days and their crazy ideas. But hey, if it makes ’em happy, I ain’t complainin’. And “Indie Games”? Well, I ain’t got a clue what that is, but it sounds like somethin’ them youngsters do on their computers all day. Kids these days, they got their noses stuck in them screens all the time.
- Beautiful Models: They got models from all over, they say. All shapes and sizes, I guess. That’s good, I reckon. Not everyone’s built the same, ya know? Some folks are tall, some are short, some are skinny, some are… well, you get the picture. It’s good to see all kinds of folks bein’ appreciated.
- Comfortable Clothes: And they got clothes too, like bras and such. They say they’re “comfortable” now. Well, that’s important, ain’t it? Nobody wants to wear somethin’ that pinches and squeezes ya all day. Comfort is key, I always say.
Then there’s this “Heavenly” smell stuff. They call it perfume. Smells like flowers and fruits, they say. Raspberries and strawberries and oranges, oh my! And some other stuff I can’t even pronounce. Musk? What in the world is a musk? Sounds like somethin’ a critter would make, but I guess it smells nice, accordin’ to them folks who know about such things. They say it’s a “clean” smell, like a woman’s skin after she’s had a bath. Well, that sounds nice enough, I reckon.
It’s been around a long time, this smell stuff. Since 1999, they say. That’s a long time ago! I was a young gal back then. Time sure does fly, don’t it? And now they got a new version of it, came out in 2023. They changed the bottle, but the smell is the same. Well, that’s good, I guess. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, that’s what I always say.
So, there ya have it. That’s what I know about this Dream Angel Mag and that “Heavenly” smell stuff. It’s all about purdy gals, fancy clothes, and smells that make you feel good. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that, I reckon. We all need a little somethin’ pretty in our lives, don’t we?
Tags: [Dream Angel Magazine, Models, Fashion, Beauty, Perfume, Heavenly, Glamour, Pictorials, Interviews, Cosplay, Indie Games]
