Alright, let’s talk about this star stuff and cards, you know, the astrological tarot spread. Don’t go gettin’ all fancy on me, it ain’t that complicated. It’s just like lookin’ at the sky and tellin’ stories, but with pictures.
So, they got these cards, right? And each one is like a little piece of life. And they got this star wheel thingy, like a big ol’ pizza cut into 12 slices. They call ’em houses, but they ain’t where you live. Each house is about somethin’ different, like your money, your love life, your work, you get the picture.
Now, this spread, it’s all about mixin’ them cards and them star houses together. You pull out 12 cards, one for each house. And where you put the card matters. You start over here, on the left side, like where the clock shows 9 o’clock. That’s the first house, the one about yourself, who you are deep down. Then you go around in a circle, like the sun goes, but backwards, you know, counter-clockwise. It’s kinda like going backwards through life, figuring it all out.
- First House: This is all about YOU. Your looks, your personality, how you show up in the world. It’s like lookin’ in the mirror, but deeper.
- Second House: This one’s about your stuff, your money, what you own. Like, do you have enough chickens to trade for a new goat? You know, that kind of thing.
- Third House: This is your talkin’ house, how you communicate. Are you good at gossiping… I mean, sharin’ news with the neighbors? And it’s about your thinkin’ too, how your brain works.
- Fourth House: This is your home, your family, your roots. Where you come from, the place you feel safe. Like my grandma’s old kitchen table, always felt safe there.
- Fifth House: This is the fun house! Kids, playin’, creatin’ things, havin’ a good time. Like that time we had the barn dance and everyone was laughin’.
- Sixth House: This one’s about your daily grind, your work, your health. Gotta keep them chickens fed and yourself healthy to do it.
- Seventh House: This is about your partnerships, your love life, your close friends. Like, who you gonna share your chicken soup with on a cold night?
- Eighth House: This one’s a bit spooky. It’s about secrets, death, big changes, and other people’s money. Like, who gets the farm when someone passes on.
- Ninth House: This is about bigger ideas, travel, learnin’ new things. Like, goin’ to the next town over to see the new preacher.
- Tenth House: This is your reputation, your career, what you’re known for. Like, are you the best pie maker in the whole county?
- Eleventh House: This is about your friends, your community, the people you hang out with. Like the ladies I quilt with every Thursday.
- Twelfth House: This is the hidden house, dreams, secrets, stuff you don’t even know about yourself. Like that weird dream you had about the cow talkin’ to you.
Some folks, they pull an extra card, a thirteenth one. They say it’s like the overall theme, the big picture. But honestly, 12 is enough for me. Too many cards, and my head starts spinnin’ like a weathervane in a tornado.
Now, I ain’t no fancy card reader, you understand. I just use these cards and stars to help me make sense of things. Like, if I pull a bad card for the money house, I know I better be careful with my spendin’ that month. Or if I pull a good card for the love house, maybe I’ll bake an extra pie for my old man.
And this astrological tarot spread ain’t just about predictin’ the future. It’s about understandin’ yourself, your life, and the world around you. It’s like having a map of your soul, and the cards are little signposts showin’ you the way. It’s about usin’ your own common sense too. If the cards say it’s gonna rain, you still look at the sky before you leave the house without your umbrella, right?
So, if you’re lookin’ for a way to get a little clarity, a little guidance, maybe try this astrological tarot spread. It ain’t magic, but it can help you see things a little clearer, like washin’ the mud off a window so you can see the sunshine. Just remember, the cards don’t tell you what to do, they just give you somethin’ to think about. You’re still the one in charge of your own life, like drivin’ your own wagon, you get to choose which road to take.
And don’t you be gettin’ all worried if you pull a “bad” card. Every card has a good side and a bad side, just like everythin’ in life. It’s all about how you look at it, and what you do with the information. Like, if you get a card about hard work, it might mean you gotta dig a little deeper in your garden, but you’ll have a better harvest in the end. It’s all about workin’ with what you got and makin’ the best of it.
So there you have it, simple as pie. Don’t let them fancy folks with their big words confuse you. This astrological tarot spread is just a tool, like a good hoe or a sharp knife. It’s how you use it that matters. Now go on and try it yourself, and see what the cards and the stars have to say about your life.
And one more thing, don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on fancy decks and books. An old deck of cards and a little bit of know-how is all you really need. It’s the connection you make with the cards and the stars that matters, not how much money you spend. It’s like bakin’ a pie, the best ones are made with love and simple ingredients, not fancy gadgets and expensive spices.
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