Well, let me tell ya about this Edgar Cayce fella and his horoscopes. I heard some folks talkin’ about him, sayin’ he was some kind of prophet or somethin’. Now, I don’t know much about fancy stars and planets, but I can tell ya what I heard.
This Cayce guy, they say he could fall asleep and talk about all sorts of things – history, rocks, even medicine! And he’d talk about horoscopes too. But his way of lookin’ at ’em was a bit different, or so they say. Most folks think your horoscope tells ya what’s gonna happen, but Cayce, he said it tells ya where you been before, in them stars and planets. Sounded kinda strange to me, like talkin’ about bein’ a bird in a past life or somethin’.
Anyways, they say he did a whole bunch of these horoscope readings, somethin’ like 30,000! That’s a lot of talkin’ in your sleep, I tell ya. He’d look at where the stars were when you were born, and that would tell him about your past lives. Now, I don’t know how he figured all that out. I just look up at the sky and see a bunch of twinklin’ lights. But I guess some folks see more than that.
- He talked about history, like them olden days.
- He talked about rocks, you know, the ones you find in the ground.
- And medicine too, like what to do when you got a bellyache.
- But mostly, he talked about them horoscopes and what they meant about your past.
One time, I heard he even said somethin’ about America goin’ crazy, with folks runnin’ around like chickens with their heads cut off. Said it was gonna happen in Los Angeles, but I ain’t seen nothin’ like that yet. Maybe he got that one wrong, or maybe it just ain’t happened yet. Who knows? These prophets, they can be a bit confusing sometimes.
Now, there’s other folks talkin’ about horoscopes too, like this Astrodienst place over in some city called Zrich. I ain’t never been there, but they say they got horoscopes too. And then there’s somethin’ called “vedic horoscope.” Don’t ask me what that means, it sounds all fancy and complicated. But I guess everyone’s got their own way of lookin’ at the stars.
If you wanna know more about Edgar Cayce’s horoscope, you can probably find it online. They got all sorts of things on that internet nowadays. Just type in his name and “horoscope,” and I bet you’ll find a whole bunch of stuff. But be careful, some of it might be hard to understand. Like I said, I just see twinklin’ lights when I look up at the sky.
They say you can even get your own horoscope done, see what Cayce might have said about your past. But I don’t know about that. I’m happy enough with my life as it is, don’t need to go diggin’ up old ghosts. But if you’re curious, go ahead and give it a try. Just don’t blame me if it don’t make no sense!
So, that’s what I know about Edgar Cayce and his horoscopes. He was a sleepin’ prophet who talked about the stars and your past lives. Whether you believe it or not, well, that’s up to you. Me? I’ll just stick to lookin’ up at the sky and admirin’ them pretty lights. And hopin’ for good weather for my crops tomorrow.
And you know, there’s charts and stuff they use, interactive charts they call ‘em. Folks use them to see what Cayce said about their horoscope. Sounds complicated to me, but if you’re into that sort of thing, go for it. Just remember, common sense is important too, don’t get your head too caught up in the stars. You still gotta plant your seeds and tend your garden, no matter what the horoscope says.
But it’s kinda interestin’, ain’t it? Thinkin’ that where the stars were when you were born could tell you about where you been before. It’s a different way of lookin’ at things, that’s for sure. Makes you wonder about all the lives we might have lived, all the places we might have been. But then again, maybe it’s just a lot of hooey. Like I said, I ain’t no expert on these things. I’m just tellin’ you what I heard.
Tags: Edgar Cayce, Horoscope, Astrology, Sleeping Prophet, Past Lives, Stars, Planets, Vedic Horoscope, Astrodienst, Predictions
