Well, lemme tell ya, this whole erotic astrology thing, it’s somethin’ else. You see, folks are talkin’ ’bout it, like how them stars and planets up there, they got somethin’ to do with, you know, down there.
I heard it from a little birdie, who heard it from someone’s cousin. Said that what sign you are, it tells ya what you like in the, uh, bedroom, you know what I mean?
What’s Your Sign, Honey?
This erotic astrology stuff, it’s all about them signs. Like, if you’re a, uh, Aries, you’re all fiery and like to be in charge. Then there’s them Taurus folks, they like it slow and steady, lots of touchin’ and that kinda thing.
- Aries: They like it fast, they like it rough.
- Taurus: Slow and steady, that’s their motto.
- Gemini: They like to talk, maybe a little too much if you ask me.
- Cancer: They’re all about feelin’s, gotta be connected, you know?
I even heard they got somethin’ called a “birth chart.” It is like a map. Map of the sky when you were born. This shows where all them planets were at. This tells you all sorts of things. Your sun sign, that’s the big one, but then there’s your moon sign, that’s about your feelin’s. And Venus, that’s about love and all that mushy stuff. Mars, that’s about, well, you know, gettin’ it on.
Then you got your, uh, Leos. They like to be the star of the show, lots of attention. And Virgos, they’re all about the details, gotta be just right, clean sheets and all that.
Venus and Mars, They’re Important
Now, this erotic astrology, it ain’t just about your sun sign. They say you gotta look at Venus and Mars too. Venus is the lady planet, all about love and beauty. Mars is the fella planet, all about, well, that fire down below, if you catch my drift.
So, where Venus is in your chart, that tells you what you like in a partner. And where Mars is, that tells you how you like to, uh, express yourself, in that way. It’s all a big puzzle, ain’t it? This erotic astrology. But it’s kinda fun to think about.
- Libra: They like it pretty, gotta be balanced and fair.
- Scorpio: Oh, they’re intense, lots of passion and mystery.
- Sagittarius: They like an adventure, somethin’ new and exciting.
- Capricorn: They like to be in control, gotta have a plan.
And you got your, uh, Aquarius. They’re kinda different, like things a little unusual, maybe a little kinky, who knows? And then there’s Pisces, they’re all dreamy and romantic, lots of fantasy and that kinda thing.
Zodiac Sex Compatibility
Heard some folks sayin’ that some signs are better together than others. Like, fire signs, they get along with other fire signs. And earth signs, they like other earth signs. It is like, if everyone likes the same thing, you can have good time together. It is very important.
But don’t you worry none if your signs ain’t supposed to match. It ain’t the end of the world. People can make different signs work. You just gotta, you know, communicate and figure out what each other likes. That’s the most important thing, ain’t it? Just talk to each other, tell ’em what you like, what you don’t like.
Some people say this is all a bunch of hooey. But I think there may be somethin’ to it. It’s like how the moon pulls the tides, maybe them planets do have some pull on us too, in all kinds of ways. Some people just use this to have a good time.
It’s All About Fun, Ain’t It?
This erotic astrology, it’s just somethin’ to think about, somethin’ to talk about. Don’t take it too serious, just have fun with it.
After all, ain’t that what it’s all about? Havin’ a little fun, enjoyin’ each other, that’s what matters. Stars or no stars, just be good to each other, that’s the real secret, if you ask me. Everyone wants to have fun. And erotic astrology is one way to have fun.
So you keep reading your horoscopes and pay attention to your moon sign. Find out what your venus says about you. This erotic astrology will tell you what you like in bed.
