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Alright, let’s talk about this astrology stuff, you know, the stars and planets and all that jazz. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just a plain old woman who’s seen a thing or two. And I gotta tell ya, there’s somethin’ to it. People been lookin’ up at the sky for ages, tryin’ to figure things out. So, what I’m gonna do is share some of what I’ve picked up, like them folks on Tumblr do, ya know?
First off, this Juno thing. Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it. Seems like it’s more important than they thought. I ain’t sure what it all means yet, but it’s like when you see a robin in the spring – you know somethin’s changin’. Juno’s probably got somethin’ to do with that kind of change too.
Now, I ain’t no professional, like them city folks with their degrees and whatnot. This is just for fun, you hear? Take what you like and leave the rest. It’s like eatin’ watermelon – you spit out the seeds, right? Same thing here.
- Moon in Libra: Now, this here Libra moon, it’s like a busybody collectin’ all the gossip in town. But it ain’t just gossip, see? It’s information. Libras, they want things to be fair and balanced. Like a good ol’ scale at the market, gotta have the same amount on both sides. So, when the moon’s in Libra, maybe it’s a good time to sort things out, make things even.
- Mercury Retrograde: Oh boy, here comes the trouble maker! When Mercury goes backwards, everything gets all mixed up. Like tryin’ to thread a needle with your eyes closed. Letters get lost, computers go haywire, and you can’t seem to say the right thing. Best thing to do is just hunker down and wait it out, like a storm passin’ through. Don’t sign no contracts, don’t buy nothin’ big, just keep your head down.
- Sun Signs: Everyone knows about their sun sign, right? That’s the one you see in the newspaper. It’s like your basic personality, the way you are when you first meet someone. You know, like how some folks are fiery like a chili pepper, and others are gentle like a lamb. It all depends on when you were born, what sign the sun was in.
These are just general things, mind you. Everybody’s different, like snowflakes, ain’t no two exactly alike. And the planets and stars, they’re always movin’, always changin’. So, what’s true today might not be true tomorrow. It’s a whole dance up there, and we’re all just tryin’ to learn the steps.
I’ve been watchin’ the sky and watchin’ people for a long time, and I see patterns. It’s like plantin’ corn – you gotta do it at the right time, under the right stars, or it ain’t gonna grow. And people are the same way. We got our seasons too, times when we bloom and times when we gotta rest.
I’ve noticed that when the moon is full, folks get kinda crazy. More accidents happen, people get emotional, it’s like the moon is pullin’ on us, just like it pulls on the tides. And when there’s a new moon, it’s a good time to start new things, plant new seeds, you know? It’s all connected, the moon, the stars, us down here on earth.
Venus, that’s the planet of love, right? Well, when Venus is doin’ its thing, you can feel it in the air. People are nicer, more romantic, more likely to fall in love. It’s like a sweet smell in the air, makes you wanna hold hands and sing a song. But when Venus ain’t happy, watch out! Arguments happen, feelings get hurt, it’s like a prickly pear, all thorns and no sweetness.
And Mars, that’s the planet of action. When Mars is strong, people are energetic, they wanna get things done. It’s a good time to start a project, to go after what you want. But if Mars is too strong, it can be too much. People get angry, aggressive, it’s like a wildfire outta control.
So, that’s what I’ve learned so far, just from watchin’ and listenin’ and payin’ attention. It ain’t rocket science, just common sense. The stars and planets, they ain’t makin’ us do anything, but they do have an influence, like the weather. You can’t change the weather, but you can dress for it. And you can’t change the stars, but you can learn to understand them and work with them. It’s all about findin’ your own rhythm, your own way of dancin’ with the universe.
And remember, these are just my observations. I ain’t tellin’ you what to believe, just sharin’ what I see. You gotta figure things out for yourself, that’s the only way to learn. Like my grandma always said, “God helps those who help themselves.” And maybe the stars do too.
Tags: [Astrology, Tumblr, Observations, Moon, Planets, Signs, Retrograde, Juno, Libra, Venus, Mars, Zodiac]
