You know, them funny tarot cards, they’re a real hoot! I seen a lot of things in my day, but these cards, they take the cake. They got all sorts of pictures on ’em, makes you chuckle just lookin’ at ’em.
Some folks, they take these tarot cards real serious. Like they’re gonna tell ya the future or somethin’. Me? I just think they’re funny. Like that one with the heart and the swords. Three of Swords, they call it. What a sad card! Reminds me of that time with him. Bad, real bad. Broke my heart, he did.
But you know, some of these funny tarot cards, they got cute animals. Like that Gummy Bear Tarot Deck, there’s a bear there. Real colorful. That’s a good one, I reckon. Makes ya feel like a kid again, lookin’ at them gummy bears. And the Kawaii Cat Tarot, oh, them kitties are just precious. Cute little things, all dressed up. Makes ya wanna give ’em a good scratch behind the ears.
I don’t know nothin’ about no Waite-Smith or Rider-Waite-Smith, sounds fancy, those are not funny. But I heard they are popular, a lot of people have them. Maybe over 100 million, can you imagine? That’s a lot of cards!
And then there’s that Wheel of Fortune card. Always spinnin’, that wheel. Just like life, I guess. Up and down, round and round. You never know what you’re gonna get. But hey, that’s part of the fun, ain’t it? Just gotta roll with the punches, like they say.
Now, these funny tarot cards, they ain’t just for lookin’ at. You can play games with ’em, too. I seen folks doin’ all sorts of things, spreadin’ ’em out on the table, pickin’ ’em up, flippin’ ’em over. Seems like a lot of work to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
- Inner Fucking Peace Motivational Card Deck: That name, oh, makes me laugh! But you know, I guess some folks need that kind of talk. Gotta find your peace somehow, even if it means cursin’ a little.
- Garbage Pail Kids: Those are somethin’ else! Ugly little things, but kinda funny in a weird way. They sure are different.
- Food Fortunes Card Deck: Now that’s a good idea! Combines two of my favorite things – food and fortune tellin’. Wonder what kind of food they got on them cards? Hope there’s pie!
There is one deck, they call it The Original Dog Tarot. The dogs are funny, like they know your mind! It’s for fun, of course. But people do like dogs, I like dogs too.
They got all kinds of these funny tarot cards. I saw one called Rebel Deck. Sounds like trouble! Probably got all sorts of sassy sayin’s on ’em. Might be good for a laugh, but I don’t need no cards tellin’ me to be a rebel. I been a rebel my whole life!
You can get them funny cards anywhere, it seems. I saw some online, some in them fancy stores. They even got ’em made special, just for you. “Custom,” they call it. You can put whatever you want on ’em, I reckon. Pictures of your pets, your family, maybe even your favorite food.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good laugh, or maybe you wanna try your hand at this whole tarot card thing, check out them funny tarot cards. They’re a hoot and a half, I tell ya. Just don’t take ’em too serious. Life’s too short for that. And remember that Three of Swords, don’t let it get you down. Just find yourself a Gummy Bear Tarot and have a good laugh instead.
These cards, they’re just cardboard, you know? But they can make ya smile. And sometimes, that’s all you need. A good smile. Maybe a little piece of pie, too. That always helps.
I don’t know who makes all these cards, some guy named Peter Pauper Press, or Dietmar Bittrich. Sounds German. And Miran Kim, maybe from far away. They sure are busy, making all these funny cards! I just hope they are having as much fun making them as we are looking at them. These funny tarot cards are good for the soul, you know. They remind you not to take things so serious.
And that Wheel of Fortune, always spinning. Maybe I’ll get one of those decks, just for fun. I do like to have some fun. These funny tarot cards, they are really getting to me, maybe it’s a sign! You never know, maybe it is time to get them Kawaii Cat Tarot, or that Gummy Bear Tarot. They are cheap, too. Just a few bucks, that’s nothing.
