So, I’ve been messing around with this new thing called the Geek Bar Pulse, and let me tell you, it’s been a trip. You know how everyone’s always talking about their zodiac signs and whatnot? Well, it seems like these Geek Bar folks took that idea and ran with it. They’ve got a whole line of flavors that are supposed to match up with the different star signs. It’s wild, I tell ya!
I started off by grabbing a bunch of these things, just to see what the fuss was about. I mean, I’ve tried a lot of vapes, but this whole zodiac concept was new to me. First, I looked at the packaging, each one has got a different sign on it, so you’ve got your Aries, your Taurus, all the way through the whole zodiac. It’s kind of neat, I guess.
Then came the fun part – trying them out. I started with the Aries one, figuring I’d go in order. They say Aries are all fiery and energetic, so I was expecting something bold. And yeah, it was pretty intense. I think it had some sort of fruity and ice flavor to it. Not bad, but definitely a strong start.
- Aries: Fiery, energetic, a real punch in the taste buds.
Next up, I moved on to Taurus. Now, they say Taurus folks are all about comfort and luxury, so I was expecting something smooth and mellow. And you know what? It was. It was like a creamy, dessert-like flavor. I could see myself puffing on that one all day.
- Taurus: Smooth, mellow, like a warm hug for your throat.
I kept going down the line, trying each flavor that matched up with a different sign. Some of them were spot on, like the Gemini one. It had this dual flavor thing going on, kind of like two tastes at once. That made sense, considering Geminis are supposed to be all about duality, right?
- Gemini: Two flavors at once, a real mind-bender.
And then there were some that were kind of a miss. Like, the Cancer one was supposed to be all nurturing and comforting, but it just tasted kind of bland to me. I don’t know, maybe I just wasn’t feeling it.
- Cancer: Supposed to be comforting, but it just tasted bland to me.
But overall, it was a fun experiment. I’m not sure I’d say the flavors perfectly match up with each zodiac sign’s personality, but it’s definitely a cool concept. I even tried sharing them with my buddies and asking them to guess which sign each flavor represented. Let me tell you, some of their guesses were way off, but it made for some good laughs.
What I noticed about the bar
One thing I did notice about these Geek Bar Pulse things is that they last a long time. I mean, I was puffing on one for days and it was still going strong. They say each one has like 15000 puffs, which is pretty nuts. And they’ve got these different modes, too. Like, there’s a regular mode and then there’s this “Pulse” mode that gives you a stronger hit. I don’t know the details, but it feels like it gives you more vapor or something.
And get this, they even had a sale recently, like 10% off or something. I might have stocked up on a few, just saying. It’s always nice to save a few bucks, you know?
Anyways, that’s my experience with the Geek Bar Pulse astrology flavors. It’s been a wild ride, and I’m still not sure if I’m a believer in this whole zodiac-flavor matching thing. But hey, it’s been fun, and that’s what matters, right?
By the way, I noticed that I tried 15 flavors of Geek Bar. It seems that Geek Bar is launching a new product. I’m quite looking forward to its new flavors. I’ll share my experience with you then.
