Well, well, well, look what we have here, horoscope in Tamil online. This old lady ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. Back in my day, we just looked at the sky and made a guess. Now, you young’uns got it all figured out with your fancy computers.
They say this thing can tell you your future, just by knowin’ when and where you popped out. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but hey, who am I to judge? If it makes you happy, you go on ahead and get your Tamil horoscope online.
I reckon it’s like readin’ tea leaves, but with more numbers and stars. You put in your birth stuff, and it spits out a bunch of mumbo jumbo about your personality and what’s gonna happen to you. They call it a “birth chart,” like it’s some kind of map to your life.
- This online thing, they say it can do it for any place you were born.
- They even got a name for it, “Jathagam” or somethin’.
- I heard it can tell you about “Dosham” and “Dasa Bhukti”.
I remember when old man Johnson got his fortune told by a traveling gypsy. She said he’d meet a tall, dark stranger. He ended up marryin’ a cow. So, you take these things with a grain of salt, ya hear?
But this Tamil Jathagam horoscope, it’s all online now. No need for gypsies or tea leaves. Just click a few buttons, and bam! Your whole life’s laid out for ya. It’s like magic, but without the fun parts. I tell you what, these youngsters don’t know how to use them computers, always on them.
They got all these different signs, too. Like, if you were born in certain months, you’re a certain animal or somethin’. I heard they got Mesham, Rishabam, Mithunam, and a whole bunch more. Don’t ask me what they mean. It’s all Greek to me, or should I say, Tamil?
I’m happy that my grandson can see these news online. Oh, news! He likes to read The Hindu Tamil News, and that is good for him. I don’t understand everything, but I am glad he does. I also see him reading about Columbus weather, traffic, and all of that. He is always talking about December in Columbus. Seems like they got lots of fun activities. He is always reading his phone or his computer.
Now, they say this Jathagam calculator in Tamil can even tell you what colors are lucky for you. White and brown or somethin’ like that. And lucky numbers, too! 2 and 6, I heard. If only I’d known that when I was playin’ bingo at the church social. Coulda won me a new set of dentures!
They say there’s these “houses” in your chart, whatever that means. First house, second house, like a Monopoly board for your life. And the first house is all about you, your looks, your personality. Like, if you’re gonna be a grumpy old lady like me, or a sweet young thing like my granddaughter, bless her heart.
My grandson, he keeps talkin’ about this app, Co-Star, he says is very popular. I also hear he is always talking about Astro Future. Well, as long as he is happy. He also told me about this guy Shanker Narrayan who does predictions. He is always reading horoscope reading, gemology, and all of that.
Anyways, this whole free Jathagam online thing is beyond me. But if you’re into it, I guess there’s no harm in givin’ it a whirl. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when it tells you you’re gonna marry a cow. Or worse, become a grumpy old lady who spends her days yappin’ about horoscopes on the internet.
I reckon if you like this sort of thing, there you have it. It is easy to check your free kundali online. This technology is something else! But I still like the old way. Nothing beats a good cup of tea and a look at the stars. That is just this old lady talking.
