Oh, honey, you wanna know about this goddess of love tarot thing, huh? Well, I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. Seems like a way to see what’s gonna happen with your love life. I ain’t never tried it myself, too old for that kinda stuff now, but I heard some things.
This tarot thing, it’s like them cards some folks use, right? They got pictures on ’em and they tell you things. Like, if you’re gonna meet a fella, or if that fella you got your eye on is gonna finally ask you to the dance. That’s what I heard, anyways.
They say there’s this goddess of love, some kinda spirit, I guess, that helps with this tarot stuff. You ask her questions about your love life, and she shows you things in the cards. Sounds a little spooky to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat, right?
Now, they got different ways of readin’ these love tarot cards. I heard some folks just pull one card, quick and easy. That’s like askin’ a simple question, like, “Is he gonna call me?” or “Is she thinkin’ about me?”
- Just one card, they say, gives you a quick answer.
- Like a yes or no, I reckon.
Then there’s the folks who pull a whole bunch of cards. They lay ’em out real fancy-like, and each card means somethin’ different. It’s like a whole story, they say. Tells you ’bout your past, your present, and what’s comin’ up in the future. Sounds complicated to me, but I guess some folks like that kinda thing.
Some folks, they’re lookin’ for their soulmate, their one true love, you know? They use these love tarot cards to try and figure out who that person is, where they are, when they’re gonna meet ’em. I heard it’s like a treasure hunt, only the treasure is a person!
Now, if you’re already got a sweetheart, you can use these cards too, I heard. You can ask about your relationship, see if it’s gonna last, if you’re gonna have babies, all that kinda stuff. Sounds like it could stir up a whole mess of trouble if you ask me, but some folks, they just gotta know.
I heard there are some people who give this free love tarot reading. You can ask them your question and they will tell you for nothing. Ain’t that nice? It’s good when you are not sure and want to try.
There is also this singles tarot thing. It is for people who ain’t got no one yet. If you are by yourself, it will tell you if someone’s coming. And maybe, who that someone will be, and you can be together. Sounds like a good thing, don’t it? Nobody wants to be alone forever, you know?
They say this tarot thing can even help you figure out if you should tell someone you like ’em. Like, if you got a secret crush on someone, the cards can tell you if you should spill the beans or keep your mouth shut. That’s kinda handy, I guess. Saves you from makin’ a fool of yourself, maybe.
Oh, and I heard somethin’ about a Cupid’s Oracle. Sounds like another way to use these love cards. Cupid, he’s that little fella with the bow and arrow, right? He shoots folks and makes ’em fall in love. So I guess this Cupid’s Oracle thing is like askin’ him for help with your love life.
Some folks even look at their birth chart for love. Stars and planets and all that. They say where the stars were when you were born can tell you who you’re supposed to be with. Find your rising sun sign, they say. And look at the seventh house. Complicated stuff, you ask me. But I hear it works for some people. It is like the stars are pointing you to your true love. But it sounds like a lot of work to me. Who has time for that?
There’s even a weekly spread in tarot. This one is very easy, you only draw one card, and it tells you something simple. They say, this weekly one, it is like a simple message, very direct. I guess you can use it every week to know something quickly.
This whole goddess of love tarot thing, it’s a lot to take in, ain’t it? But I guess if you’re lookin’ for love, or worried about the love you got, it might be worth a try. Just remember, it’s all just a bit of fun, right? Don’t go takin’ it too seriously. Love’s a funny thing, it comes and goes when you least expect it. That’s what I always say.
Anyways, I hope this old lady’s ramblings helped you some. This love tarot thing sounds interesting, even for an old bird like me. Maybe I should try this free love tarot thing, just for kicks. Who knows, maybe there’s still some love left for me out there!
