Well, well, well, so you wanna know about the horoscope for December 16 birthday, huh? I heard folks talkin’ ’bout this the other day. My neighbor, she’s always readin’ them star charts. Says it tells her what’s gonna happen. I don’t know ’bout all that, but I guess it can’t hurt to listen, right?
If you was born on December 16th, you’re a Sagittarius, that’s what they say. They say folks born on December 16th are, uh, creative. I ain’t sure what that means but I think it means you are good at making things. Or somethin’ like that.
Now, these Sagittarius folks, they’re like, uh, what’s that thing? Half horse, half man? A Centaur, yeah, that’s it! And they got a bow and arrow, shootin’ for the stars. That’s what they say. Sagittarius is the ninth sign, whatever that means. Nine, that’s after eight, before ten, you know.
They also say that if your birthday is December 16th you don’t like to plan ahead, you just do things. Just like that, no thinkin’, just doin’. Then you clean up the mess after, maybe. Sounds like my grandson, always gettin’ into somethin’.
- Sagittarius, that’s you if you’re born on December 16.
- They say you’re creative. Like, you can make things good.
- You don’t like to plan. Just do, do, do!
- They say you are honest and fair, good at games.
They say you’re a good sport, too. Fair and honest, that’s what they say. You know, playin’ fair, not cheatin’. That’s good, that’s how it should be. Ain’t nobody like a cheater. You can maybe do things, you know, fix things and build things. That’s what they say. My other neighbor, he is good at fixing things, he must be born on December 16th!
Now, I heard some folks say that deep down inside, you got all the answers. Like, you know everything already, but you just gotta find it. Like when I lose my glasses. They’re somewhere, I just gotta find ’em. Maybe that’s what they mean. Like you are a walking library, knowing everything, just need to remember it.
I heard someone say, what was it… “free daily horoscope.” Yeah, that’s it. Free! Don’t gotta pay nothin’. Just look it up and see what the stars say for you today. Might be good, might be bad, who knows. They also say folks born on December 16 are hard to forget. I remember all of my children’s birthdays.
They say folks born on December 16th are good in relationships. Now that’s important, ain’t it? Bein’ good to your family and friends. Helpin’ each other out, bein’ there for each other. That’s what matters. They are good at their jobs too, and staying healthy. That’s great!
They say there are three stages. Archer, arrow and Centaur, whatever that means. Sounds like a lot of hooey to me, but who am I to say? Maybe those stars know somethin’ we don’t. This whole horoscope for December 16 thing is a bit much for me, but I guess some folks like it. They read it every day, like the newspaper.
So, there you have it. That’s what I heard about this whole December 16 birthday horoscope thing. Take it or leave it, I reckon. Just remember to be kind to folks, that’s the most important thing. Stars ain’t gonna tell you that, but it’s true. They call it astrology, but what do I know? I just think it is fun to talk about it.
Oh, and don’t go spendin’ all your money on those horoscope things. Some folks try to sell you all kinds of stuff. Just be careful, you hear? There’s a lot of nonsense out there. But hey, if it makes you happy, who am I to judge? Just don’t go breakin’ the bank over it.
Alright, well, I gotta go. My stories ain’t gonna tell themselves. You young folks and your horoscopes. In my day, we just looked at the weather and hoped for the best. Now you are looking for your horoscope for December 16 birthday. Whatever makes you happy!
