Hey there, honey. Let me tell you, this whole job changing thing, it ain’t as easy as pie. And this horoscope stuff, well, it’s a bit like the weather, you never quite know what you’re gonna get! But I heard some things, so I’ll tell ya what I know.
Now, they say these planets, these big balls of gas up in the sky, they got something to do with it. There’s this one, Mercury, they say he’s the boss of business. And then there’s Saturn, he’s the one watchin’ over your job. If you wanna know about that job change, you gotta look at them.
And then there is this thing called “job transfer”. I heard that if this Jupiter and Saturn, if they’re both messin’ around with your third or sixth or twelfth house – whatever that means – then you might be movin’ on to a different job. Like when old Bessie’s cow jumped the fence, you just gotta go where you gotta go. Sounds like a load of hooey to me, but who am I to say? And these houses, these number things, 1st, 4th, 5th, 7th, 9th, and 10th, their bosses, these “lords,” they can make you move jobs too.
They say you gotta study your 10th house to figure out this whole job change business. That’s the one that’s supposed to be about your career, what you do to put food on the table. And where these planets are in that 10th house, and how they’re getting along with the other planets – or not – that’s supposed to tell you if you’re gonna get a new job or maybe even a better one.
And get this, they say these planets, they go through periods, like when my old rooster went through that molting phase, lost all his feathers. They call it “dasha” or something. These “dasha periods” of certain planets, they say those can bring about a job change. You never know what these planets are thinking. It’s all very complicated if you ask me.
They say that when Saturn, Jupiter, or this other one, Rahu, when they’re passing through your 10th, or 6th, or 11th house, that’s a sign. Like when you see a whole bunch of crows in the cornfield, you know somethin’s up.
- Saturn
- Jupiter
- Rahu
That’s when you might be changing jobs. These are called “transits”, I think.
I remember someone sayin’ somethin’ about Aries. I think that’s one of them star signs. If you’re an Aries, and you just started a job, maybe it is a good one. Or maybe not. This horoscope stuff, It is all a little hard to follow.
And if you’re just goin’ around in circles, lookin’ for that perfect job, that “dream job” they call it, well, you ain’t alone. A lot of folks are doin’ the same thing, honey. Just spinning their wheels, like a car stuck in the mud.
They say by the middle of the year, a lot of us will be saying “see ya later” to jobs that just wear you out, jobs that ain’t right for you anymore. Like when you finally get rid of that old, itchy sweater, it’s a relief. Might be tough to leave that old job, but sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do, job change or not.
I tell ya, this horoscope stuff, It’s all a bit like my old granny’s quilt. Lots of different patches, all stitched together. You try to make sense of it, but in the end, it is just a lot of colors and patterns. But people, they like to read into it. They like to think the stars, them planets, they know what’s gonna happen with your job change.
I guess it gives folks hope, you know? Somethin’ to believe in. Like plantin’ seeds in the spring. You don’t know for sure what’s gonna come up, but you gotta have faith that somethin’ good will grow.
Horoscope for job change. Well, I done my best to tell you what I heard. If you think about them planets, and them houses. And pay attention to old Saturn and Jupiter. Maybe you’ll figure it out. Or maybe you won’t.
Either way, honey, I hope you find that good job. The one that makes you happy. And remember, even if the stars ain’t aligned just right, you just keep on truckin’. You keep on workin’ hard, and you’ll find your way. It is not always easy, but it will be worth it.
The stars, they might give you a little nudge, a little hint here and there. But you, you’re the one in charge of your own life. You’re the one who’s gonna make that job change happen if that’s what you want.
So, go on, honey. Go get that dream job. The planets be darned! You just do what you gotta do.
