Horoscopes

Okay, so I’ve been seeing these horoscope rings everywhere lately, and I got curious. I mean, who doesn’t want a...

Well, today I tried to do something I never really did before – figuring out my horoscope. I went on...

Okay, so today I wanted to check out what the stars have in store for me, being a Pisces and...

So, I was trying to figure out what the stars have in store for our furry friends, right? You know,...

This damn thing, what’s it called, horoscope, I heard people talk about it, it’s like that thing, you know, about...

Hey there, let me tell you about this horoscope oracle thing. It’s like readin’ tea leaves, but with stars! You...

This here story, it’s about that Rama fella. That horoscope of Rama, you know? Heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it...

This Rajinikanth, a big shot, I hear. Big star, they say. Well, what’s his horoscope say? That’s what I wanna...

This Mark Zuckerberg, I hear about him all the time. He’s that Facebook guy, right? Well, let’s see what the...

That Rama, oh, he’s a big shot, you know? Folks ’round here, they talk about his horoscope all the time....