Horoscopes

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this Leo horoscope thingy by that Daniel Dowd fella. I ain’t no expert, mind...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this fella, Daniel Dowd, and his daily horoscopes. Folks say he knows a thing...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them horoscopes, you know, the things them city folks are always yappin’ about. This...

Well, howdy there! I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, but I heard tell about this fella, Daniel Dowd, and...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about them stars and what they got to say. Folks call it horoscopes, I...

Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat about this here… uh… “eugenia last horoscope for today,” whatever that fancy talk...

Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about these here stars and what they’re yappin’ about. Folks call it “horoscopes”...

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna chew the fat about somethin’ called… uh… “Daily-om Horscope Vir-go.” Don’t ask me...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… daily vibe horoscope thing. I ain’t no fancy city slicker...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about them daily telegraph horoscopes, or whatever you city folks call ’em. I ain’t no...