Horoscopes

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this gambling thing and them stars, what they call horoscopes, for...

Well, hey there. Let’s talk about this daily horoscope thing, you know, the one they call “astroved” or somethin’. I...

Well now, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about them folks born on February 1st. It’s their birthday, see? And it...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here… whatchamacallit… daily horscope thingy, yeah, that’s it, from Asknow. I ain’t no...

Well, howdy there! Today, we’re gonna jaw about somethin’ called the daily goat horoscope. I ain’t no fancy city slicker,...

Well, hello there! You wanna know about them daily horoscopes, the funny kind? Alright, alright, I’ll tell ya what I...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Today we gonna talk about somethin’ real special, somethin’ for all you dog lovers out there....

Well, howdy there! Today we’re gonna chew the fat about the Dog in that there Chinese horoscope. You know, the...

Well, howdy there, folks! Let’s talk about this here Dragon, you know, in that there Chinese horoscope thingy. I ain’t...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this “daily cancer horoscope terry nazon” thing. Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker...