Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this birthday spread tarot thing, alright? I ain’t no fancy pants tarot reader, but I know a thing or two ’bout readin’ cards, seein’ as how my grandma taught me, and her grandma taught her. It’s been passed down, you know?
So, this birthday spread, it’s like lookin’ at your whole year ahead. Like plantin’ seeds in the spring and seein’ what kinda crops you gonna get come fall. Only, it’s with cards. It’s a whole shebang of twelve cards, each one tellin’ a story ’bout a different part of your life for the next year.
- First off, you got the card that shows what the whole darn year is gonna be like. Like a big ol’ picture of the whole farm, not just one little corn stalk.
- Then you got the card for your money situation. Gotta know if you gonna be rollin’ in the dough or scratchin’ for pennies, right?
- Next up is the one for talkin’ and thinkin’. You know, are you gonna be shoutin’ from the rooftops or keepin’ things to yourself?
- And then there’s the card for your home and family. Is the house gonna be happy and full or is there gonna be trouble brewin’?
See, it’s like lookin’ at all the different parts of your life. Like checkin’ on the chickens, the pigs, and the cows, not just the crops. You gotta keep an eye on everything, right?
Then you get into cards about love and havin’ fun. Is your heart gonna be singin’ or is it gonna be achin’? Are you gonna be dancin’ in the moonlight or just sittin’ on the porch swing? And what about your work? Gonna be slavin’ away or findin’ some easy pickin’s?
There’s even cards about what you gotta let go of, like old habits or maybe that grumpy rooster that keeps peckin’ at ya. And what you need to bring into your life, like more sunshine or maybe a new goat. And your hopes and dreams, the things you’re wishin’ on a star for. Like plantin’ a wishin’ bean and hopin’ it grows into a giant beanstalk.
The card about your challenges is important too. Life ain’t all peaches and cream, ya know? You gotta be ready for the storms and the weeds and the fox in the henhouse. Then there’s the card about what you can learn this year. Like learnin’ how to make better biscuits or maybe how to keep them darn rabbits out of the garden. And last but not least, you got the card about the final outcome. Where you’ll be at the end of the year, what kind of harvest you’ll have.
Now, I ain’t gonna lie, sometimes them cards, they don’t make no sense at first. It’s like lookin’ at a cloudy sky and tryin’ to figure out if it’s gonna rain or shine. You gotta look close, real close, and listen to your gut. And sometimes, even then, you just gotta wait and see. But mostly, this birthday spread, it gives you a good idea of what’s comin’ down the road.
It ain’t magic, not really. It’s just a way of lookin’ at things, of payin’ attention to the signs and the whispers of the universe. Like how you can tell it’s gonna rain when the cows lie down or the wind blows from the east. It’s about understandin’ the world around you and understandin’ yourself. And maybe, just maybe, gettin’ a little heads up on what’s to come. So, next time your birthday rolls around, give it a try. You might be surprised at what them cards have to say.
Remember, now, this ain’t about tellin’ the future set in stone. It’s about seein’ the possibilities, the choices, and the paths you can take. You still gotta do the work, gotta plant the seeds and tend the garden. But the cards, they can give you a little guidance, a little nudge in the right direction. Like a map on a long journey. So go on, shuffle them cards and see what your next year has in store. You might just learn a thing or two.
And don’t you fret if you don’t understand every little thing right off the bat. Tarot ain’t about knowin’ all the answers, it’s about askin’ the right questions. It’s about listenin’ to your heart and trustin’ your gut. And most of all, it’s about havin’ a little fun and maybe, just maybe, gettin’ a little bit wiser along the way. So there you have it, the birthday spread, plain and simple, just like I like it. Now go on, git, and see what them cards have to say!
Tags: Birthday, Tarot, Tarot Spread, Yearly Reading, Future, Guidance, Divination, Prediction, Card Reading, Insight
