Alright, alright, settle down, let me tell ya ’bout this… this dragon tarot deck thing. Yeah, that’s right, dragon cards. Sounds fancy, huh? Don’t you go gettin’ all flustered, it ain’t rocket science.
So, what’s the big deal with these dragon cards? Well, they say these cards got meanings. Like, pictures of dragons and stuff, and each one tells ya somethin’. They talk about strength, you know, like when you gotta lift that heavy sack of potatoes? And transformation, like when a caterpillar turns into a butterfly, only, you know, with dragons. And wisdom, which, I guess, is just bein’ smart, like knowin’ when to stay outta the rain.
- Strength: Means you’re tough, like an old boot.
- Transformation: Means things change, like it or not.
- Wisdom: Means you ain’t a fool, hopefully.
Now, how do you use these dragon cards? First, you gotta shuffle ’em up, like you’re mixin’ up a batch of biscuits. Then, you cut the deck, that’s like splittin’ it in two. But before you do that, you gotta think about somethin’ you wanna know. Like, “Will my chickens lay more eggs this month?” or “Is that no-good salesman gonna try to cheat me again?”. Or, if you ain’t got nothin’ specific in mind, just keep your mind clear, like a blank piece of paper.
Then, you pick some cards. They say you can start with three or five. The more cards you pick, the more you find out, I guess. It’s like askin’ one question or askin’ a whole bunch. Some folks wanna know about work, some about love, some about… well, “spiritual purpose,” they call it. Sounds highfalutin to me. I just wanna know if the crops gonna be good this year.
And here’s a thing, don’t go shufflin’ the cards again once you cut ’em. That’s like changin’ your mind halfway through. The cards you picked, that’s what you gotta work with. And don’t ask yes or no questions. Like, don’t ask “will I get rich?”, ask “how can I get more money?”. See the difference? One is a yes or no and the other is making you think and act on the answer.
Important thing, they say you gotta ask your questions in a way that lets the cards talk. Don’t ask somethin’ that just gets a yes or no answer. Like, don’t ask, “Will I get rich?” Ask, “How can I get more money?” See? One way shuts things down, the other opens ’em up. It’s like askin’ “Is the stew ready?” versus “What needs to be done to make the stew better?”.
This here dragon tarot deck, it ain’t just pictures, it’s a way to get you thinking. It’s like lookin’ at the clouds, sometimes you see things, sometimes you don’t. But if you look hard enough, and you think hard enough, maybe you’ll figure somethin’ out. Maybe the dragons will tell you somethin’ you need to know.
Some folks, they get all fancy with these cards, writin’ down notes and stuff in a journal. Like keepin’ a diary, but ‘stead of writin’ ’bout your day, you’re writin’ ’bout what the dragons told ya. Me? I just try to remember. My memory ain’t what it used to be, but I reckon I can remember what a dragon tells me.
And there’s different ways to lay out the cards, they call ’em “spreads.” Like, you put one here, one there, one over yonder… Each spot means somethin’ different. It’s like settin’ the table, the fork goes here, the knife goes there. But honestly, I just put ’em down however feels right. Ain’t nobody gonna tell me how to lay down my dragon cards.
So, there ya have it. That’s the lowdown on this dragon tarot deck, or at least as much as this old woman can figure out. It ain’t magic, not exactly. It’s more like… a way to look at things different. A way to listen to your gut, only, you know, with dragons. So, go on, give it a try. Shuffle them cards, ask your question, and see what the dragons gotta say. Just remember, ain’t nothin’ set in stone, and even dragons can be wrong sometimes.
You still gotta use your own common sense. The cards just give you something to think about. Like when the rooster crows, it might mean morning, or it might just mean he’s feeling noisy. You still gotta look at the sky to know if it’s time to get up. Same thing with these cards. They give you a clue, but you still gotta figure out what it all means.
And that’s all I got to say about dragon tarot cards. Don’t make it more complicated than it needs to be, that’s what I always say. Now go on, get outta here and let me get back to my chores.
