Okay, so, today I’m gonna dive into this whole “Jonathan Hayes Horoscope” thing. I’ve been seeing it pop up here and there, and figured, why not, let’s see what all the fuss is about.
First off, I had to figure out who this Jonathan Hayes guy even is. Turns out, he’s some big-shot astrologer, apparently makes predictions and all that jazz. Supposedly, he “understands the significance of horoscope in daily life”. Yeah, those kinds of words. So, I went looking for where to get these horoscopes.
Finding My Horoscope
The first thing I did was try to find my “daily” horoscope. Apparently, these are a thing and they update them… well, daily. There were tons of websites that had horoscopes. Then I remembered, “Wait a minute, your Chart is based on your date, time.” So, yeah, I went to a website and they asked me to provide my birthday and time. I just simply input the information and press “enter”, and then there was my horoscope on the screen.
- Read My Daily Horoscope: The daily one was pretty general, kinda vague. It talked about “navigating challenges” and “seizing opportunities”. Sounds like the kind of stuff you’d find in a fortune cookie, to be honest.
Weekly and Monthly
Then, I moved onto the weekly horoscopes. These are supposedly updated every Monday. I guess they go into a bit more detail than the daily ones? Still, mine felt pretty broad. It touched on “secrets of a better relationship” and feelings and stuff.
I even checked out the monthly ones, and the “2020” horoscopes (bit late for that, but whatever). Same story, different day. Lots of talk about “personal charts”, how to be “strong-headed” or “dreamy” and “unlock the riches of your own special magic” for different zodiac signs. Honestly, it felt a bit over the top for me.
Deeper Dive into Astrology Reports
The website also offered these “free sample astrology reports”. I guess these are supposed to be super in-depth, revealing “incredible and detailed insights” into your soul and whatnot. I gave it a try, and it was definitely longer than the horoscopes. They mentioned I am a “divisive Gemini sun with a grind or die Cap moon and a child star Leo ascendant”, and “adaptable, affable and shifty AF”. Okay, I guess that’s something.
My Overall Take
Look, I’m not saying there’s nothing to this astrology stuff. Maybe it works for some people. But for me, it all felt a bit too general. Maybe I need to read the “rising sign”, or maybe my “natal chart” is more than the website says. It’s also interesting that Kim Kardashian was a “Libra”. I don’t know what that means, but sure. I think I’ll stick to figuring things out the old-fashioned way. Still, it was a fun little experiment, I guess. It’s like reading those old newspaper horoscopes – a bit of harmless entertainment, but I wouldn’t plan my life around it.
And that’s my experience with Jonathan Hayes’s horoscope thing. Have you guys tried this? What did you think?
