Well, let me tell you somethin’ about these here… what do you call ’em… erotic tarot cards. Yep, that’s it. Erotic tarot cards.
Now, I ain’t no fancy city gal, ya know? I’m just a plain ol’ woman. But even I can see these cards ain’t like the ones my grandma used to have. Hers had pictures of, ya know, cups and swords and stuff. These… well, these got pictures of folks doin’ all sorts of things. Things you wouldn’t wanna show your preacher, that’s for sure.
I saw some of them online, lookin’ all colorful and whatnot. Lots of naked people. Man, woman, all mixed up. Some with wings, some with horns. Made me blush, I tell ya! They call it “sexy tarot” or “sensual tarot” online. And let me tell you, they ain’t kiddin’. These cards ain’t for the faint of heart, that’s for sure.
One deck I saw, they called it “Abyssal Tarot.” Sounded spooky. The pictures were kinda weird, though. Not like real people at all. More like… I dunno… Spirits or somethin’. All twisty and turny. Made my head spin just lookin’ at ’em.
- Then there was this “Tarot of Sexual Magic.” Magic, huh? I guess that’s one way to put it. The pictures in that one… let’s just say they left nothin’ to the imagination. Lots of folks intertwined and whatnot. You get the picture.
- And another one called “Manara.” That one was real artsy-fartsy lookin’. But still, you could tell what was goin’ on. It weren’t no mystery, that’s for sure. Folks in all sorts of positions.
Some folks say these cards can help you explore your… “intimate possibilities.” That’s what the fancy folks call it. Intimate. Ha! I call it somethin’ else entirely. But hey, to each their own, I always say. They say these decks have 78 cards, just like the regular ones, and they come with a little book to tell you what they all mean. I reckon that book must be pretty interesting reading!
Now, I ain’t sayin’ these cards are bad or nothin’. Just sayin’ they ain’t for everybody. If you’re lookin’ for a way to spice up your life, well, maybe these are for you. But if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ wholesome and pure, you might wanna stick with the regular old cards. The ones with the cups and swords, ya know?
I hear some folks use these cards for love readings. Love tarot cards, they call ’em. I guess if you wanna know about your, ahem, “love life,” these cards might give you a clue. But I reckon you could just ask the person straight out. That’s what I always did.
One of them decks was called “Erotic Fantasy Tarot.” Fantasy, huh? I guess that means it ain’t real. But the pictures sure looked real enough to me. Lots of folks doin’ things I never even dreamed of. Makes you wonder what goes on in some people’s heads.
These decks ain’t cheap neither. I saw one for sale online, and it cost a pretty penny. I guess if you’re into that sort of thing, it might be worth it. But me? I’d rather spend my money on a good meal and a warm blanket. That’s my kind of fantasy.
So, there you have it. My two cents on these here erotic tarot cards. Take it or leave it. Like I said, I ain’t no expert. I’m just a plain ol’ woman. But I know what I see. And what I see in these cards is a whole lotta… somethin’. You figure out what that somethin’ is for yourself.
And just a warnin’, if you got young’uns around, keep these cards outta sight. They ain’t for little eyes, that’s for sure. You don’t want them learnin’ about all that stuff too early. Let ’em be kids for as long as you can. Life’s gonna throw enough at ’em soon enough.
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about these here erotic tarots. I’m gonna go make myself some tea now. My throat’s getting dry from all this talkin’.
