Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this horry-scope thingy for August 22, 2023. Don’t know much about stars and all that fancy stuff, but I heard some folks like to know what’s comin’, so here we go, just plain talk, mind you.
First off, it’s a new week. Means ya gotta get up and get goin’ whether the stars say so or not! Mondays, always a pain in the rear, but gotta plow through, just like farmin’.
Now, they say there’s these signs, like Leo, ya know, the lion. Them folks born ’round July and August, they’re like the kings and queens, strutting around like roosters in the henhouse.
- If you’re born on August 22nd, they say you’re full of yourself, always chargin’ ahead like a bull in a china shop. Good for ya, I guess. Get things done, that’s what matters.
This thing talks about love too. Says if you’re a Leo, you’re gonna be talkin’ more about your feelin’s. Good lord, who has time for that? But I guess if it makes your relationship stronger, go for it. They even say takin’ a little trip with the young’uns might do ya some good. Sounds nice, but who’s gonna feed the chickens?
Then there’s this Virgo sign. I don’t know what that is, some kinda virgin or somethin’? Anyways, they say 2023 is a good year for love for them Virgos. Might even get yer old flame back, or find someone new at work. Work ain’t for findin’ love, it’s for puttin’ food on the table! But hey, if it happens, it happens.
Love is supposed to make you feel safe and comfy. Well, I feel safe and comfy with a good cup of coffee and a warm quilt. Maybe that’s my love sign, haha!
They got these daily love horoscopes too. Don’t ask me what Aries means, probably some kinda ram or somethin’. Every day they got somethin’ to say about your love life. Honestly, most days love is just makin’ sure everyone’s got clean socks and a full belly.
This Vogue thing, whatever that is, they got horoscopes too. Guess everyone wants a piece of the star pie. Seems like a lot of fuss to me, but hey, if it makes people happy, who am I to judge?
And then there’s this talk about zodiac signs and compatibility. They say it’s so accurate it’s scary. Scarier than a raccoon in the pantry? I doubt it. But they got these charts and signs and moon stuff, all mixed up like a fruitcake. They even got them tarot cards. Don’t mess with them things, I say. Stick to good ol’ common sense.
This horry-scope stuff talks about transformin’ your month with the stars. Tailored just for your sign, they say. They got horoscopes for all kinds, like Taurus and Cancer. Sounds like a bunch of medical problems to me! But they say it’s about the stars. Well, the only star I care about is the one that tells me it’s time to get up and make breakfast.
Now, if you ask me, the most accurate prediction for August 22, 2023 is this: the sun’s gonna rise, the chickens need feedin’, the kids gotta go to school, and there’s work to be done. That’s my horry-scope, and it’s the same every darn day. But if you like readin’ about lions and virgins and whatnot, go right ahead. Just don’t forget to take it with a grain of salt. Life’s what you make it, stars or no stars.
And remember, feelin’ like yourself again, that’s the best horoscope you can get. Bein’ happy and healthy, that’s what really matters. So go on, have a good day, and don’t let them stars boss you around too much!
