Alright, alright, let’s talk about this edikted tarot dress thing, ya hear? Don’t go getting all fancy on me now, I ain’t no city slicker. I’m just gonna tell it to ya straight, like it is.
So, this “edikted” thing, sounds like somethin’ the young folks are into. They got these dresses, “tarot dresses” they call ’em. Now, I ain’t never seen a tarot card in my life, but from what I gather, it’s got somethin’ to do with pictures and tellin’ fortunes.
These dresses, they ain’t like the ones I used to wear back in the day, no sir. Them were sturdy, made for workin’ in the fields. These “tarot dresses,” they’re more for… well, I guess for lookin’ pretty. They got all sorts of styles, I hear. Some are short, some are long. Some got flowers, some got…well, I guess they got them “tarot” pictures on ’em.
Now, I saw some pictures online – them young ‘uns are always takin’ pictures, ain’t they? – and some of these dresses are right pretty, I gotta say. They got all sorts of colors, bright ones, dark ones. Some look like they’re made for a night out on the town, others look like somethin’ you’d wear to a fancy picnic. Not that I go to many picnics these days, mind you. My bones ain’t what they used to be.
- Short and sweet: Little dresses, barely cover your knees. Good for showin’ off your legs, I guess. Not for me though, I like somethin’ that keeps me warm.
- Long and flowy: These are the ones that look like they’d swish around when you walk. Kinda like them fancy dresses in them old movies. They seem nice enough, but I’d probably trip over ‘em.
- Lots of patterns: Flowers, swirls, and I guess these “tarot” pictures too. Some of it’s pretty, some of it’s just plain busy lookin’. My eyes ain’t what they used to be, I tell ya.
And the price? Well, that’s where things get tricky. Some of these dresses, they cost a pretty penny. More than I’d ever spend on a piece of cloth, that’s for sure. But I guess that’s how it is these days. You gotta pay for the name, they say. “Edikted,” that’s the name, right? Sounds fancy.
Now, where would you wear a dress like this? Well, I reckon you could wear it to a party, if you’re the party-going type. Or maybe to church, though some of them dresses might be a bit…revealing for church, if you know what I mean. You could wear it out to dinner, if you’re going somewhere fancy. Or maybe you just wear it around the house, if you want to feel like a queen, even if you’re just doing the dishes.
But let me tell ya somethin’, it ain’t about the dress, ya hear? It’s about the person wearin’ it. You could put a potato sack on a pretty girl, and she’d still look pretty. And you could put the fanciest dress in the world on a grumpy old woman, and she’d still be a grumpy old woman. That’s just the way of the world.
So, if you like these “edikted tarot dresses,” go ahead and get yourself one. But don’t go thinkin’ it’s gonna change your life or nothin’. It’s just a dress. A piece of cloth. Nothin’ more, nothin’ less.
What to look for? Well, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon you want somethin’ that fits good. Somethin’ that’s comfortable. Somethin’ that makes you feel good about yourself. And somethin’ that you can afford, of course. Don’t go breakin’ the bank for a dress, that’s for sure.
And make sure it’s made good, too. You don’t want it fallin’ apart after you wash it once. Look at the seams, check the fabric. Make sure it ain’t got no holes or nothin’. And if you’re buyin’ it online, well, that’s always a gamble, ain’t it? You never really know what you’re gonna get until it shows up at your door.
Anyways, that’s my two cents on this whole “edikted tarot dress” business. Take it or leave it. I’m just an old woman, what do I know? But I’ve seen a thing or two in my day, and I know that a dress is just a dress. It’s the person inside that really matters. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make myself a cup of tea. This talkin’ is makin’ my throat dry.
Where to find it? I hear tell you can buy these dresses online, on that “internet” thing. Kids these days are always on their phones, clickin’ and tappin’. I reckon you can find just about anything on there, if you know where to look. But be careful, there are some folks out there who ain’t honest, tryin’ to take your money and run. Make sure you’re buyin’ from someone reputable. And if you can, try it on before you buy it. That’s always the best way, in my opinion.
So, there you have it. Everything I know about “edikted tarot dresses.” Which ain’t much, to be honest. But I hope it helps you out somehow. Now, go on and do what you gotta do. And don’t forget to be kind to yourself and others. That’s more important than any dress, that’s for sure.
