Okay, so, I wanted to mess around with this “magi astrology transits” thing. It sounded kinda cool, and I was curious to see what all the fuss was about.
First, I had to figure out what this even was. I did some digging, just like when the Magi followed the star to find Jesus, except my star was my computer screen. Turns out, it’s about looking at the positions of planets and stars and seeing how they supposedly affect your life. It gets pretty complicated, but I’m a practical guy, so I wasn’t about to get lost in the weeds.
I found a bunch of websites that do these readings. Some were all fancy and wanted money. I wanted to find some local resources to help me, but I couldn’t. I also discovered this weird thing, MAGI, on my paystub. But I am not sure what that means. I needed to figure out how often I was paid first before I could go any further. Others were kinda janky, but free. I went with one of the free ones because, hey, who doesn’t like free? I also tried to convert the report to a PDF, but that didn’t go too well. I tried to upload my files, but it just didn’t work. Eventually, I listened to Chris Peach and heard some stories that helped me get some ideas.
The website asked for my birth date, time, and place. I punched in my info. It felt a little weird, giving away all that personal stuff, you know? But I did it anyway. I hoped this was secure, like those .gov sites.
Then, the website started doing its thing. It was like watching one of those old-school computer programs, with lines of text scrolling by. I didn’t understand most of it, but it looked impressive.
Finally, it spit out a reading. It was a bunch of words, not gonna lie. It talked about Jupiter being in my “house of something” and Mars doing some other thing. Honestly, it was a lot to take in.
- Love: Apparently, there’s some “challenging energy” in my love life right now. Which, yeah, I could’ve told you that without the stars’ help.
- Money: It said something about “opportunities for growth.” I’m always up for making more money, so that’s good.
- Health: This part was pretty general. It just said to “pay attention to my well-being.” Okay, sure.
Here’s what I made of it:
So, after all that, did it change my life? Not really. Was it fun to try? I guess so. It was like reading my horoscope, but with more steps. I wouldn’t say I’m a believer now, but it was an interesting way to spend an afternoon. Maybe I’ll try it again sometime, just for kicks. Who knows, maybe the stars will have something more exciting to tell me next time. I found a way to decode the jargon on the website, and that helped me a little. I’ll keep messing around with it. You never know.
