Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here Gemini horoscope thing, with that Terry Nazon fella or lady, I dunno. I ain’t no fancy astrologer, but I can tell ya what’s what when it comes to the stars, just like my old granny used to.
Now, they say Gemini folks, them born between May 20 and June 21, they’re a real mixed bag. One minute they’re happy as a clam, the next they’re fussin’ like a wet hen. Kinda like that moon, always changin’ its face. I heard tell the moon’s in somethin’ called Capricorn, which ain’t good, they say. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me, but who am I to judge?
- Moon in Gemini: Now, when that moon’s in Gemini, things get all stirred up. Folks get chatty, like a bunch of geese at feeding time. Heck, even makes them old fogies feel like young’uns again, havin’ silly crushes. Says somethin’ about forbidden love, too. Land sakes, sounds like a soap opera to me.
- Thinkin’ and Seein’: They say with the moon in Gemini, it’s all about how you think and see things. Like, you get all clever and whatnot. Ingen-somethin’-or-other, they call it. Sounds like a fancy word for common sense to me. But then again, common sense ain’t so common these days.
So, what does all this moon business mean for you Gemini folks? Well, it means you gotta pay attention, that’s what! You gotta listen to your gut, not just some fella on the TV tellin’ ya what to do. Popularity, they say, that’s gonna go up for you Geminis. Well, shoot, ain’t that nice? But don’t go gettin’ a big head about it. Popularity ain’t worth a hill of beans if you ain’t got a good heart.
And then there’s this talk about gettin’ your thoughts together. Supposed to be easier when the moon’s in Gemini, or if you’re a Virgo or Sagittarius too. I don’t know nothin’ about them Virgos and Sagittarians, but gettin’ your thoughts together? That’s always a good idea. Too much clutter in the mind ain’t good for nobody. It’s like a messy house; you can’t find nothin’ when you need it.
Now, let’s talk about work, or career as them city folks call it. Sounds like you Geminis might have a tough row to hoe this week. Deadlines and challenges, they say. But don’t you fret none. You’re a Gemini, you’re tough as nails. You can handle it. Especially if you work in them computer things, or takin’ care of sick folks, or workin’ in hotels, or buildin’ houses or flyin’ planes. Sounds like a lot of different jobs to me, but hey, what do I know? I just milked cows my whole life.
So, there you have it. My take on this here Gemini horoscope stuff. Take it with a grain of salt, I always say. The stars are up there, and we’re down here. They might have some influence, but we’re the ones makin’ the choices. Don’t let nobody tell you different. And remember, bein’ a good person, that’s more important than anythin’ them stars can tell ya.
And one last thing, that Terry Nazon fella, or lady, I reckon they mean well, but don’t go bettin’ the farm on what they say. Just live your life, be kind, and work hard. That’s the best horoscope anyone can give ya.
And if you find yourself a little lost, look up at that night sky. Ain’t it somethin’? All them twinklin’ stars, reminds you there’s somethin’ bigger than just you and your troubles. And that, my friends, is somethin’ worth thinkin’ about, moon in Gemini or not. So go on now, get out there and make the best of it. And don’t forget to be good to your neighbors, y’hear?
Gemini Full Moon: Oh, I almost forgot! They said somethin’ about a full moon in Gemini too. That just means all that Gemini stuff is gonna be extra strong. So be extra careful, extra kind, and extra smart. And maybe, just maybe, have a little extra fun too. Life’s too short to be fussin’ all the time.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Y’all take care now.
