Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Bacchus asteroid astrology thing. Don’t you go thinkin’ I know all fancy book learnin’ about stars and stuff, but I heard some things, you know? From the neighbors, from the TV… things stick in your head.
So, this Bacchus, they say he’s some kinda god, like them old-timey gods they used to pray to. Not like our Jesus, mind you, but a different one. This Bacchus fella, he’s all about wine and parties and havin’ a good ol’ time. Sounds like some folks I know down at the bar, always laughin’ and hollerin’.
Now, they tell me there’s this rock flyin’ around up there in the sky, a little bitty thing they call an asteroid. And guess what they named it? Bacchus! Yep, same as the party god. Someone’s got a sense of humor, I reckon.
This “asteroid astrology,” it’s somethin’ else. Regular astrology, I kinda get it. You know, your sign, like Taurus or somethin’. My niece, she’s always readin’ about that stuff in magazines. But asteroids? That’s a new one on me.
But from what I gather, this Bacchus asteroid, it means somethin’ in your chart, you know, that map they draw up with all the planets and stars. They say it shows where you like to have fun, where you let loose, like when you’re at a fish fry and dancin’ all night.
- It shows where you like pleasure, they say. Well, I like a good piece of pie, that’s for sure. And a comfy chair to sit in after a long day of workin’ in the garden. Maybe that’s my Bacchus, who knows?
- And it’s about excess too. Like, too much of a good thing, I guess. Like eatin’ too much cake at the church picnic, you get a bellyache after. Maybe Bacchus is like that, too much fun can get you in trouble, huh?
They say this Bacchus asteroid is connected to other asteroids too, like Amor and Cupido. Sounds like lovey-dovey stuff to me. My old man, he used to say love was like a good cup of coffee, gotta be strong and warm ya up. Maybe these asteroids are like that, makin’ people feel all warm and fuzzy.
And then there’s talk about this Bacchus bein’ a “party animal.” Well, I ain’t never seen no animal at a party, except maybe the neighbor’s dog sneakin’ in to steal a sausage. But I guess it means someone who likes to have a good time, dance, drink, and be merry. Nothin’ wrong with that, as long as you don’t get too carried away, right?
It’s funny how they tie all this stuff together, the gods, the rocks in the sky, and how we act. Makes you think, don’t it? Like maybe there’s somethin’ bigger goin’ on than we realize. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of hooey. I don’t know for sure.
This Bacchus in your chart, they say it can be on the “ascendant” or the “descendant.” Sounds like fancy talk to me. But I guess it means where it shows up in that star map thingy. And dependin’ on where it is, it means different things. Like, if it’s on one side, maybe you’re the life of the party. And if it’s on the other, maybe you attract party people, or you like your partner to be a bit wild.
They even say this Bacchus asteroid can be about “altered states” and “divine inspiration.” Now, I ain’t never been in no altered state, unless you count fallin’ asleep in the middle of a sermon. And inspiration? Well, I get inspired to bake a good apple pie when I see them apples gettin’ ripe on the tree. Maybe that’s my Bacchus talkin’.
So, there you have it. My take on this Bacchus asteroid astrology thing. I ain’t no expert, but I can listen and I can think. And it seems to me like it’s all about havin’ fun, findin’ pleasure, and maybe not takin’ life too serious all the time. And that’s somethin’ I can get behind, even if I don’t understand all the fancy star talk.
Just remember, like my grandma used to say, “Everything in moderation, even moderation.” Maybe that’s the real lesson of Bacchus, asteroid or not. Enjoy life, have a little fun, but don’t go overboard. And for goodness sake, don’t blame your bad decisions on a rock flyin’ through space!
Tags: [Astrology, Asteroid, Bacchus, Natal Chart, Pleasure, Excess, Party, Roman Mythology]
