Alright, let’s talk about this Bill Clinton fella and his stars or whatever they call it. Folks say the stars can tell ya a whole lot about a person, like what kinda day they gonna have, or if they gonna be lucky in love. Now, I don’t know much about all that fancy book learnin’ stuff, but I heard tell it’s called astrology, somethin’ like that. So, we gonna take a peek at Bill Clinton’s, ya know, the Bill Clinton astrology chart, and see what them stars say about him.
They got this thing called a birth chart, right? It’s like a map of the sky the very minute you were born. Can you believe it? The sky when that little baby Bill popped out, they got it all figured out. Sounds like a whole lot of trouble if you ask me, but hey, what do I know? This chart, it shows where all the planets were hangin’ out – you know, the Sun, the Moon, all them things. And apparently, where them planets were sitting can tell ya a whole heap about a person.
Now, some folks say Bill Clinton, he’s got this Leo Sun thing going on. Leo, like the lion. Means he’s probably one of them fellas who likes to be the center of attention. You know, the kind who walks into a room and everyone just has to look at him. Maybe that’s how he got to be president and all, always yappin’ and shakin’ hands.
- Sun in Leo: Means he’s a charmer, a real talker. Likes the spotlight, that one.
- Moon, well, that’s somethin’ else. They say it shows your feelings, your insides.
- And then there’s all them other planets too: Mercury for talkin’, Venus for lovin’, Mars for fightin’, and so on. Lordy, it’s a whole mess of planets!
I also heard tell of somethin’ called a Grand Cross or a Grand Square in that birth chart. Sounds important, seein’ as how they give it a fancy name. From what I gather, it’s when four of them planets make a square shape in the sky. Rare as a hen’s tooth, they say. And when that happens? Well, it means there’s a whole lot of push and pull in a person’s life. Like tryin’ to drive a team of mules, each one wantin’ to go in a different direction.
Now, the thing about these charts is, ya gotta know exactly when a person was born, down to the very minute. Otherwise, it’s all just a guess, like tryin’ to predict the weather by lookin’ at a chicken’s behind. They say the ascendant, that’s somethin’ important in the chart, it changes every four minutes! Can you imagine? Four minutes and the whole thing shifts around. Makes my head spin, it does.
And then there’s somethin’ called a karmic chart. Now, this is where it gets really complicated. It’s got somethin’ to do with the Lunar Nodes and the Black Moon. Don’t ask me what them things are, I ain’t got a clue. But they say this karmic chart, it tells ya about your past lives and the lessons you’re supposed to learn in this one. Sounds like a whole lot of mumbo jumbo to me, but hey, some folks swear by it.
So, lookin’ at this Bill Clinton horoscope, they can tell ya all sorts of things about him. They say he’s got this Libra Rising, which means he’s good at talkin’ to folks, makin’ peace, that kind of thing. Maybe that’s why he was such a smooth talker, always gettin’ himself out of trouble. And with that Leo Sun, he’s got the charm too. A real charmer, that one, just like a snake oil salesman.
They got websites, you know, like that AstroSage place, where they put up all these charts and whatnot. You can look up anybody’s chart, apparently. It’s all there, plain as day – Bill Clinton kundli, they call it. Seems like these folks got all the information about the planets and all that, and they can just lay it all out for ya. Planetary positions, they call ’em. Like they got a roadmap of the whole sky. Must be nice havin’ all that knowledge, but I reckon it can get confusing too. Too much information ain’t always a good thing, you know?
So, what does it all mean? Well, I reckon it means that Bill Clinton, he’s a complicated fella. Just like the rest of us, I suppose. He’s got his good points and his bad points, just like everyone else. And maybe the stars can tell us a little bit about why he is the way he is, but in the end, a man is a man, and he makes his own choices, stars or no stars. That’s what I think, anyway. Whether he’s a Leo, Libra, or a cow jumping over the moon, it all comes down to what a person does with what they got. And that’s the truth, as plain as the nose on your face.
