Well, howdy there! Let’s yak about them there astrology signs artwork, you know, the kinda stuff you see on them fancy phone cases and such. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, but I know what I like when I see it. And let me tell ya, some of this art stuff is right purdy, and some of it… well, it looks like a chicken scratched it out with its feet!
First off, what in tarnation is an “astrological sign” anyway? Seems like everybody’s gabbing about it these days. They say it’s got somethin’ to do with when you was born and what stars was lookin’ down on ya. Folks say your sign tells ya all sorts of things ’bout yourself. Like if you’re a ram, you’re stubborn as a mule. If you’re a crab, you’re moody and always sideways walkin’. If you’re a fish, you’re slippin’ and slidin’ through life. Heck, I don’t know if I believe it all, but it sure makes for some interestin’ pictures.
Now, when it comes to the art part, that’s where things get real interestin’. You got your pictures of them rams, real strong and mean-lookin’. Then you got your crabs, all claws and sideways glances. And the fishes, swimmin’ in circles like they ain’t got a lick of sense. But it ain’t just animals, mind you. Sometimes they draw people, or weird shapes, or even just plain colors. It all depends on who’s doin’ the drawin’ and what they think that there sign looks like.
I seen some of this artwork on them little cases what folks put on their ear thingamajigs, the ones that play music. They call ’em “AirPods” or somethin’ fancy like that. Anyway, they got these little cases with the signs all over ’em. Some of ’em are real pretty, with sparkly stuff and all. Some are just plain black and white, but still kinda neat. And they say it’s a good gift idea, too. Well, I reckon it’s better than givin’ someone a sack of potatoes, that’s for sure.
- Ram Pictures (Aries): You know, the ones with the curly horns? Some folks like ’em fierce, some like ’em cute. I seen one where the ram was wearin’ a little hat, which I thought was right silly.
- Bull Pictures (Taurus): These are usually pretty calm-lookin’, just standin’ there, chewin’ their cud. But don’t let that fool ya, they say bulls can get mad as hornets if you rile ’em up.
- Twins Pictures (Gemini): Now these are tricky, ’cause you gotta draw two of everything! Two people, two faces, two somethin’ or others. Confusin’ if you ask me.
- Crab Pictures (Cancer): Always sideways walkin’ them crabs are. Hard to draw, I bet. Gotta get them claws just right.
- Lion Pictures (Leo): Big and proud, just like a king. Lots of hair, usually. And big teeth, don’t forget the teeth!
- Lady Pictures (Virgo): These are usually pretty ladies, holdin’ wheat or somethin’. I guess they represent harvest time or somethin’ like that. Always lookin’ busy, these Virgo gals.
- Scales Pictures (Libra): Just a pair of scales, sittin’ there, tryin’ to balance things out. Not much to look at, if you ask me, but I guess it means somethin’ to some folks.
- Scorpion Pictures (Scorpio): Now these are spooky! Long tails and stingers. You don’t wanna mess with a scorpion, that’s for sure.
- Archer Pictures (Sagittarius): Half man, half horse, shootin’ an arrow. Seems kinda impractical to me, but what do I know?
- Goat-Fish Pictures (Capricorn): This one’s a real head-scratcher. A goat with a fish tail? Who comes up with this stuff? But I seen some purdy pictures of ’em, though.
- Water Bearer Pictures (Aquarius): Usually a fella pourin’ water outta a jug. I reckon it means somethin’ about bein’ generous or somethin’.
- Fish Pictures (Pisces): Two fishes, swimmin’ in circles. Like I said before, they look like they ain’t got a lick of sense. But some of the pictures are right colorful and pretty.
Unique and custom art is another thing folks are always talkin’ about. That just means it ain’t somethin’ you can buy at the dime store. Somebody actually took the time to make it special, just for you. Or maybe they made a bunch of ’em, but each one is a little bit different. I seen some of this custom astrology art, and it can be real somethin’. Folks paintin’ the signs on rocks, or wood, or even old pieces of metal. It’s amazin’ what some folks can do with a little bit of paint and a whole lot of imagination.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a gift, or just want somethin’ pretty to look at, this astrology signs artwork might be just the ticket. Just remember, there’s all kinds out there, from the fancy to the plain, from the serious to the silly. You just gotta find somethin’ that strikes your fancy. And if you don’t like it, well, you can always give it to your neighbor’s dog to chew on!
And one more thing, don’t let nobody tell you what you should or shouldn’t like. If you like a picture of a ram wearin’ a hat, then you go right ahead and like it. It’s your money, and your eyeballs, after all. That’s what I always say.
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