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Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here “astrology zone horoscope” thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar, but I’ve seen enough sunrises and moonsets to know there’s somethin’ to it.
So, this lady, Susan Miller, she writes these horoscopes. Says she does it with “great care and love.” Bless her heart. She talks about planets and retrogrades and all that. Says November’s gonna be a good month for gettin’ things done, but them planets are gonna be a-nippin’ at our heels. Sounds like a pack of dogs chasin’ chickens, don’t it?
Now, she goes on about them signs. You got your Libra, the “sunshine in a bottle,” she calls ’em. All refined and poetic-like. I reckon that means they’re nice folks. Then there’s Capricorn, the money sign. Seems like they’re always in charge of the money, ’cause folks trust ’em. Good for them, I say.
This “AstroZone” thing, it’s got somethin’ to do with them stars, too. They got this open house for folks to learn about astronomy. Learn about the stars, I guess. It’s all connected, you see. The stars, the planets, and us down here on Earth.
What them signs mean, you ask?
- Well, Libra, that’s from September 23rd to October 22nd. They’re the sweet ones, like I said.
- And Capricorn, that’s the money folks. They good with numbers and such.
She also talks about body parts. Says the second house rules the eyes, face, neck, and all that. Never thought my chin had anything to do with the stars, but what do I know? It’s a whole lot of information, makes my head spin sometimes.
Then there’s this chart thing. Divided into 12 sections, like slices of a pie. You gotta count them houses counter-clockwise, she says. I ain’t sure what that means, but it sounds important. Maybe it tells you where your luck is hidin’.
She writes ’em every day, these horoscopes. Tries to inspire you and inform you. That’s mighty kind of her. I reckon it’s like a weather report for your life. Tells you what kind of day you’re gonna have, what to watch out for.
I ain’t sayin’ I understand it all. But I figure there’s somethin’ bigger than us out there, and maybe them stars and planets have a say in things. It don’t hurt to listen, right? Maybe it’ll help you avoid a bad day, or find a little bit of sunshine.
Now, let me tell you what I think about all this. Life’s a mixed bag, ain’t it? Some days are good, some days are bad. You just gotta take it as it comes. But maybe, just maybe, them stars can give you a little heads-up. Like a friendly neighbor tellin’ you to watch out for that mud puddle down the road.
And remember, even if the stars say it’s gonna be a rough day, you still got the power to make it better. You can choose to be kind, you can choose to be strong, and you can choose to find the good in everythin’. That’s what I always say, you make your own luck, even if the stars are grumbling.
So, go on and read your horoscope if you want. But don’t let it rule your life. Use it as a guide, not a gospel. And always remember, the most important thing is to be a good person and treat folks right. That’s what really matters, stars or no stars.
And that’s all I got to say about that astrology zone horoscope. It’s a curious thing, makes you think. Maybe it’s got somethin’ to it, maybe it don’t. But it sure is interestin’ to ponder on.
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