Alright, alright, let’s talk about these here tarot cards, whatchamacallit, the ask the tarot cards thing. Don’t go thinkin’ I’m some fancy pants expert, I ain’t. I just know what I know, ya hear?
So, you wanna ask the tarot cards somethin’, huh? Well, first off, don’t be shy. Ask whatever’s on your mind. Them cards ain’t gonna judge ya. They seen it all, I reckon. Ask all sorts of questions, big or small, don’t matter. It helps ya get to know them cards better, like makin’ new friends, kinda. You start seein’ how they talk to each other, the patterns and stuff.
Now, how many cards you pull, that’s up to you. Me? I like pullin’ three. Seems like a good number. But you can pull just one if you want a quick yes or no. If it’s upside down, that’s a no. Right side up, that’s a yes. Easy peasy. Or you can pull more, if you’re feelin’ fancy and wanna get a bigger picture of things.
- One card for a quick yes or no.
- Three cards, that’s my favorite.
- More cards if you want more details.
But listen here, and listen good. Don’t go thinkin’ these cards are some kinda magic crystal ball. They ain’t gonna tell you the lottery numbers or when you gonna meet your Prince Charming. There ain’t no scientific basis for it, like them smarty pants folks say. They say it’s all in your head, somethin’ about placebo effect and confirmation bias, whatever that means. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but whatever.
What I’m sayin’ is, don’t expect the cards to do all the work. You gotta use your own head, too. Ask questions about things you can actually control. Like, what you’re thinkin’, how you’re gonna act, what you’re gonna do. That’s the important stuff. The cards, they just give you a little nudge, a little somethin’ to think about. They ain’t gonna make your decisions for ya. That’s your job.
Think of it like this. You’re bakin’ a cake, right? You got your recipe, you got your ingredients. The cards, they’re like a little extra spice you throw in. They might make the cake taste a little different, a little more interestin’, but they ain’t gonna bake the cake for you. You still gotta do the mixin’ and the bakin’ and all that. Get it?
So go ahead, unlock the mysteries of the Tarot by asking a free question. Don’t be scared. Ask somethin’ like, “What should I keep in mind today?” or “How can I be a better person?” You know, somethin’ useful. Don’t waste your time or the cards’ time asking silly stuff. They ain’t got all day, you know.
And remember, the answer you get, it ain’t set in stone. It’s just a suggestion, somethin’ to chew on. You still gotta make your own choices, walk your own path. The cards, they just a little help along the way. Like a friendly neighbor pointin’ you in the right direction. They are an Tarot Oracle, so to speak. They provide answers from the symbolism of tarot cards. Like asking “What is my guiding principle today?” That is the kind of question they can answer. But you gotta do the walkin’ yourself. Nobody can do that for you.
So there you have it. That’s my two cents on ask the tarot cards. Take it or leave it, I don’t care. I’m just tellin’ it like I see it. Now go on, get yourself a deck of cards and start askin’. But don’t blame me if you don’t like the answers, ya hear?
And one last thing, don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned money on fancy-schmancy decks. A plain ol’ deck works just as good. It ain’t about the pictures, it’s about the meanin’. And that, my friend, is somethin’ you gotta figure out for yourself.
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