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Alright, let’s talk about this astrology tr thing, whatever that means. My old man used to say, “The stars don’t tell you nothin’ you don’t already know,” but folks these days, they seem to think different.
So, from what I gather, this astrology tr stuff is all about lookin’ at the stars and planets to figure out what’s gonna happen. Like, them city folks got these websites, they call ’em, where they tell you your daily horoscope. Can you believe that? Every day, they got somethin’ new to say about whether you gonna have a good day or a bad day, just based on where some stars are at.
And it ain’t just that. They got these tarot readings, where they look at pictures on cards. And psychic readings, where some fella claims he can talk to spirits or somethin’. And then there’s this Chinese astrology, and Vedic Astrology, and even Mayan Astrology. Lord have mercy, it’s enough to make your head spin. They even got somethin’ called Numerology and Feng Shui. Sounds like a whole lotta hocus pocus to me, but hey, if it makes ’em happy.
Now, this one part I heard about, it’s about your birth chart. Apparently, when you’re born, the way the stars and planets are lined up, that tells you somethin’ about your personality and your life. They got these calculators online, where you punch in your birthday and time and place you were born, and it spits out this chart. It’s supposed to tell you all about yourself. I don’t know, seems like a lot of work to me. I know who I am without lookin’ at no stars.
They even got these fancy astrologers, fellas with names like Liz Greene and Robert Hand, who write these long, complicated interpretations of your birth chart. They say these folks are the best in the world at this stuff. But I tell you, I could probably tell you more about a person just by lookin’ ’em in the eye.
Then there’s this thing called great conjunctions. That’s when Jupiter and Saturn, them big ol’ planets, line up in a certain way. Happens every 20 years or so, they say. And each degree of this conjunction means somethin’ different. Like, one degree might mean money and luxury, another might mean talent and likeability. It’s all tied to them zodiac signs, you know, like Taurus and whatnot. My old man used to say, “Taurus means stubborn as a mule,” and I reckon he was right about that.
Speaking of which, there’s this whole Hindu astrology, or Vedic astrology, they call it. They use a different system for figuring out where the planets are. Something about Ayanamsa. There’s all different kinds of Ayanamsa, but the Lahiri Ayanamsa, that’s the one most folks in India use. Sounds complicated, don’t it?
And get this, there’s even somethin’ called BTR. I ain’t quite sure what it stands for, but it takes this Guruji fella, that’s like a teacher or somethin’, about 17 to 20 days to figure out your BTR. You gotta give ’em your date of birth, just like with the birth chart. I guess it’s another way of lookin’ at the stars and planets to figure out your life.
So, that’s the long and short of it, as far as I can tell. This astrology tr stuff, it’s a whole lot of different ways of lookin’ at the stars to try and make sense of the world. Me? I reckon life’s too short to be starin’ at the sky all day. But hey, to each their own, right?
- Key Takeaways:
- Astrology tr is about using stars and planets to predict the future.
- There are many types, including daily horoscopes, tarot, and different cultural astrologies.
- Birth charts are important, using your birth date and time.
- Famous astrologers provide interpretations, and great conjunctions have significance.
- Hindu astrology uses Ayanamsa, with Lahiri Ayanamsa being common.
- BTR is another astrological process requiring birth data and a Guruji’s time.
Tags: [Astrology, Horoscope, Tarot, Birth Chart, Great Conjunctions, Vedic Astrology, Ayanamsa, Lahiri Ayanamsa, BTR, Chinese Astrology, Mayan Astrology, Numerology, Feng Shui, Zodiac]
