Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here “career horoscope” thingamajig, ya know, the one they say is all tied up with when you were born. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to some, but heck, let’s see what they’re jabberin’ about.
First off, they got these number folks, numer-something-or-others, they say your birthday got a special number. Like, if you was born on the 7th, or the 16th, or the 25th, they add them up ’til it’s just one number. And that number, they say, tells ya what kind of work you’d be good at. Sounds like a load of hogwash, but some swear by it.
They say if your number’s a “1”, you’re a born leader. Means you’re bossy, I reckon. Always tellin’ folks what to do. Maybe you should be a manager, or start your own business, they say. Like sellin’ them fancy quilts at the market, maybe? That could work.
- If it’s a “2”, you’re a helper, a peacemaker. Good at listenin’ and workin’ with others. Maybe you should be a nurse, or a teacher, or somethin’ like that. You know, somethin’ where you’re always helpin’ folks out.
- If it’s a “3”, you’re creative, they say. Artistic and all that. Maybe you should be a painter, or a writer, or a musician. But lordy, makin’ a livin’ doin’ that? Sounds tough. Maybe makin’ them fancy cakes for birthdays would be better.
- If it’s a “4”, you’re organized and practical. Good at buildin’ things and fixin’ things. Maybe you should be a carpenter, or a mechanic, or a farmer. Yeah, farmer makes sense. Workin’ with your hands, that’s honest work.
And so on and so forth, they got somethin’ to say ’bout every number. It’s kinda like them horoscopes in the newspaper, only ‘stead of sayin’ you’ll meet a tall, dark stranger, it’s sayin’ you should be a plumber or somethin’.
Then there’s the star folks, the astro-whatnots. They look at where the stars were when you were born, and they say that tells ya what kind of work you’d be good at too. They got these fancy charts and houses and all that. Confusin’ as all get-out, if you ask me.
They say if you’re a, uh, what’s that sign… an Aries? Yeah, Aries. That means you’re a go-getter, they say. You like to be in charge, so maybe you should be a, a police officer, or a firefighter. Somethin’ where you can boss folks around and be the hero.
If you’re a Taurus, they say you’re good with money. So maybe you should be a banker, or a, a real estate agent, or somethin’ like that. Sellin’ land, that’s good money, I hear tell.
And if you’re a Gemini, they say you’re good at talkin’. So maybe you should be a, a salesman, or a, a teacher, or even a, a lawyer. Lord knows, lawyers do a lot of talkin’.
They got somethin’ to say about all the signs, just like them number folks. It’s all a bit much, if you ask me. But, I reckon it can be fun to think about. Maybe it’ll give ya some ideas if you’re stuck in a rut and don’t know what to do with your life.
Me? I always just figured you did what you had to do to get by. You plant your crops, you raise your kids, you take care of your family. That’s what matters. But hey, if these star charts and numbers can help folks find somethin’ they enjoy doin’, then more power to ’em.
Just don’t go bankin’ your whole life on it, ya hear? Life’s got a funny way of throwin’ you curveballs, no matter what them stars or numbers say. But it’s kinda fun to think about, ain’t it? Like readin’ them stories in the magazines, only this time it’s ’bout you and your job.
So, there you have it. That’s the gist of this here “career horoscope” thing. Take it with a grain of salt, I say. But who knows, maybe there’s somethin’ to it after all. Maybe them stars and numbers know somethin’ we don’t. Or maybe it’s all just a bunch of hooey. Either way, it’s somethin’ to chew on, I reckon.
Tags: Career Horoscope, Birth Date, Numerology, Astrology, Career Path, Job, Work, Zodiac Sign
