Okay, so I’ve been seeing this “witch horoscope” thing popping up all over my socials, and I finally caved. I’m not super into astrology, but I do love a good personality quiz, and anything witchy is just fun, right?
So, first, I googled “witch horoscope” to find a good one. There are tons of them out there, it’s kinda overwhelming! I ended up picking one that looked pretty simple and didn’t ask for a bunch of personal info I had to click around to.
Getting Started Was Easy!
The page asked for my birthday. Inputted my info.
Then, boom! I clicked “submit” and waited… It took, like, two seconds, and then my result popped up.
My Witch Type…
I’m a “Garden Witch”! It said I’m connected to nature, grounded, and nurturing. Okay, I can see that. I do love my plants, and I’m always trying to get my friends to drink enough water and take care of themselves. So, it’s not totally off-base.
The description went on about how Garden Witches are good at herbal remedies and creating calming spaces. I definitely enjoy making my apartment feel cozy, and I’ve been experimenting with essential oils lately, so maybe there’s something to this?
Digging a Little Deeper…
The results page also gave me a little “horoscope” based on my witch type. It was pretty general stuff, like “focus on self-care this week” and “connect with nature to recharge.” Nothing groundbreaking, but a nice little reminder to slow down and appreciate the little things.
Honestly, the whole thing was just a fun little distraction. I wouldn’t base any major life decisions on it, but it was a cute way to spend a few minutes and maybe learn a tiny bit about myself (or at least, the witchy version of myself!).
I shared my results on my Instagram story, and a bunch of my friends replied saying they were going to try it too. So, if you’re looking for a little bit of lighthearted fun, maybe give the witch horoscope a try! You might be surprised at what you find out. Or, you know, you might just get a good chuckle out of it. Either way, it’s a win!
