Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about these “astrology purses,” or whatever them city folks call ’em. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I reckon even I can figure out this purse business.
First off, they say your zodiac sign matters. Now, I don’t know much about them star signs, but seems like some folks get real worked up about ’em. They say if you’re a ram – Aries, they call it – you gotta carry a red purse. Red like a rooster’s comb, I guess.
And if you’re one of them Scorpios, well, you want a dark purse. Somethin’ that can hide your snacks, like them Pop-Tarts them city folks are always munchin’ on. I ain’t never had a Pop-Tart myself, but I hear they’re sweet. Scorpios, they like to keep their sweets secret, I hear.
Then there’s this talk about green purses. They say green is the color of money, and who doesn’t want more of that? They say it brings good luck and makes your money grow like weeds after a good rain. Green purses are good for most folks, they say, especially them Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio, and Leo people. Them signs are supposed to be good with money, I guess.
- Aries: Red purses, like a firecracker!
- Taurus: Green purses, for growin’ that money like a prize-winning pumpkin.
- Gemini: Maybe a yellow purse, bright and sunny like their chatter.
- Cancer: A silver purse, like the moon on a clear night.
- Leo: Gold purse, shiny and bold, like a lion’s mane.
- Virgo: Green again, ’cause they’re practical and like things neat and tidy.
- Libra: A pink purse, pretty and balanced, like a well-made quilt.
- Scorpio: A black or dark purple purse, to keep their secrets safe.
- Sagittarius: A blue purse, like the open sky, ’cause they like to roam.
- Capricorn: A brown or gray purse, sturdy and reliable, like a good ol’ mule.
- Aquarius: A turquoise purse, unique and a bit quirky, like them city folks’ art.
- Pisces: A seafoam green purse, dreamy and flowing, like a river.
Now, you can get all sorts of purses, not just plain colors. Some have them zodiac signs right on ’em – little pictures of rams, bulls, and such. Some are big, some are small. Some are fancy, some are plain. They even got these crossbody ones, so you can keep your hands free for milkin’ the cow or pickin’ beans.
Me, I don’t need no fancy purse. I got my old trusty one, made of good, strong leather. It’s held up through thick and thin, just like me. But if you’re one of them folks who likes to match your purse to your stars, well, go right ahead. Just make sure it’s big enough to hold your money and whatever else you need.
And don’t go spendin’ all your money on a purse, now. That ain’t no way to get rich. Save your pennies, work hard, and be kind to your neighbors. That’s the real secret to a good life, no matter what your star sign says.
Some folks are sellin’ these purses for a pretty penny, too. I saw one for $44.95! Land sakes, that’s enough to buy a whole flock of chickens! And some of them little zipper pouches are $34.00. Seems like a lot for somethin’ that just holds your change, but what do I know?
So, whether you believe in all this astrology stuff or not, a purse is a purse. Get one that you like, that fits your needs, and that you can afford. And don’t forget to keep a little somethin’ in it for a rainy day. That’s the best advice this old woman can give you.
Now, you city folks can go on back to your fancy ways. I gotta go feed the chickens. But remember what I said, a good purse is like a good friend – it’ll stick with you through thick and thin.
And don’t go believin’ everything you hear. Them scientists, they say this astrology stuff ain’t real. But hey, if it makes you happy to carry a red purse, you go right ahead. Just don’t let it go to your head.
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